Sweater Man

sweater
Originally uploaded by dharmacat.

I am a charmer.
You can see this in the photograph.
Stare into my eyes and I will win you over.
There is no resisting my charismatic nature.
You will fall mercilessly at my feet and entertain my every whim.

My girlfriend's name is Carly. She was born 4 days before me. At baby class, I pat her bum when she crawls near me. She giggles when I do that. Then I smile the way I'm smiling here. That's the smile that makes Carly crawl near in the first place.

I crawl, too. The cat's bowls are cool so I crawl to them. Dad drags me backwards when I do that but I crawl back to the cat bowls anyway because, as I said, I find them to be cool. I'll do this for an hour or so before Dad swipes me up and puts me in my saucer where I watch Baby Einstein Neighborhood Animals.

EIEIO!

Oh, I entered a Baby Gap contest. Wish me luck! And vote for me!!